Thank Devil for inventing me so messy and chaotic -
I feel from now on like I have been truly blessed,
Because I won't be caught in luscious nets of damned narcotic,
Because my flesh will not be eaten by this pest. 
* * *
I hope it means my loins will never start to fester
And that no man alive will dare to leave it bruised.
I hope it means I won't be mating with these jesters
And won't end up being all enslaved, gutted and used... unlike Eve's daughters.