> 1. It's an incentive to show up.
> 2. It reduces stress.
> 3. It leads to more honest communications.
> 4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
> 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with
> 6. Employees tell management what they think, not
>what management wants to hear.
> 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
> 8. It encourages carpooling.
> 9. Increase job satisfaction because, if you have a
>bad job, you don't care.
>10. It eliminates vacations because people would
>rather come to work.
>11. It makes fellow employees look better.
>12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
>13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when
>they are wasted.
>14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
>15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so
>16. Employees work later since there's no longer a
>need to relax at the bar.
>17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
>18. Everyone agrees work is better after they've had a
>couple of drinks.
>19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on
>their lunch break.
>20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
>21. It promotes foreign relations with the former
>22. The janitor's closet (boiler room) will finally
>have a use.
>23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
>24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen
>25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common