# Why?! (типа текст по-английски без знания оного)

Новопольцев Игорь Z

вытащил из дальних заброшеных ящиков и вспомнил, как сдавал английский экзамен, неся всякую тарабарщину

She was a woomen Balsak-years-old,

He was a fucking millioners old,

She have a face, face crocodile,

He have a million dollsrs, WHY?!!


WHY this was a true love?!!

Because they have crocodile face and money!

WHY this was a true love?!!

This is life, this is love!


A one day he ask: "My dear wife,

I wont to drink beer litres 5",

"No, you should think about baby!",

"I want to drink, not intresting baby!"


"I wont eat more potates,

And please told me, what about a babys",

Wife to scream: "you styppid fool!"

"Yes, yes, my dear, i m styppid fool!"


"I live in yellow, in yellow house,

Because i scrypt of fucking police!",

"Beach, you scrypt of police 15 years,

Well, what you told about this?!"


"10 children WHY?!! 10 children WHY?!!"

"Dear, very bad you fucker for my"!

"O, dear wife, my fucking life..."

"Sharap, and made 11th - this drive!!!!!!"