No, I have never been in Amsterdam;
I"ve never eaten a hash-cake with jam;
Nobody took me out since I was born,
And all I had to do is watch some porn.

I"ve never kissed with Marilyn Monroe;
I"ve never had a lunch with Edgar Poe;
I always sat on a chair and waited for
Your loud and forceful knocking on my door.

I was waiting here for you.

I"ve never seen a smile like yours before;
When I"m away that"s all I"m craving for;
And all I want now is to know for sure
That you will leave me here alone no more.

Sometimes it seems the life is full of holes,
And all the friends become insolent foes;
On stormy waves the world goes high and low;
But I"ve got everything I wanna know.

I"m just waiting here for you.