A: Moses's ship got stuck near a black hole singularity, he can't get out for the next 3 standard months, and the last message from him was that by Yana's orders we must proceed with the progression.
B: The whole thing? Us?
A: Looks like it.
B: But we never did a Moses progression, I only saw it on a screen.
A: Dude, what part of "Yana's orders" is not clear to you.
B: Damn, right. Ok. Calm down, its only one planet. What's the first thing we do?
A: No clue.
B: Think man, come on, you have been on a Jesus progression before.
A: I know! There has to be an instructions manual.
B: A manual?
A: Yes, let me find it.
...
A: Found the manual!
B: Ok, whats the first thing to do?
A: Operation BB.
B: BB?
A: Burning Bush! You moron, have you slept through class?
B: Doh! Ok, what do we light it with?
A: It doesn't actually burn, its a string of small electric bulbs.
B: I know that! Where are the bulbs?
A: Oh! They are on the Moses ship! Great what do we do now?
B: Um, can't we just put any lights on it?
A: Well think, what can we unscrew from this pile-of-junk of a ship?
B: Hmmm... ooh, the laptop screens? They are bright.
A: What freaking Burning Bush is lighted up with laptop screens?
B: Well how are they going to know the difference?
A: We need something else.
B: Well you got a better idea then the laptops?
A: Hey I got an idea! Lets make a quick warp to that last planet, where I did the Jesus progression,
about two thousand years should have passed there for sure, we could buy Christmas tree lights.