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3 My ironic passages the females

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  Women adorn themselves with all sorts of rubbish, believing that they are very different from it.
  Why do women love flowers?
  They remind them of their former flowering.
  What it is more preferable to a female - a toilet bowl or a bidet?
  It is a toilet bowl. The matter is that a bidet is more dangerous: it is possible to drown in it.
  Ladies are politely passed forward only for unhindered inspection of their rear parts for possible use.
  The willpower of a woman is such, that she doesn't drink, doesn't grow bald and brings a salary into the house.
  Widows are the best of wives, since they have already been taught.
  Lush breasts cannot but convince the enemy in their appearance to preserve its happy owner for the offspring.
  
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