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Magical Mystery Tour

Magical Mystery Tour is a 52-minute long British television film starring the Beatles (John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr) which originally aired on BBC1 on Boxing Day, 26 December 1967.

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When a man buys a ticket for a Magical Mystery

Tour... He knows what to expect.

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We guarantee him the trip of a lifetime.

And that's just what he gets...

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The incredible Magical Mystery Tour.

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- We're going to be late.

- I can't go any quicker.

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Richard B. Starkey and his aunt, Jessica, are

Always arguing about one thing or another.

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And what with today being Sunday, and the

weather looking up... you'd think they'd have given it a rest.

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- Will you stop that sitting down?

- All right, all right. What's your hurry?

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But no. On and on they go.

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Good morning, said Richard. ''Good afternoon, sir.''

said the courier. They were late.

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Good Morning. ladies and gentlemen, boys and

girls. Welcome to the Magical Mystery Tour.

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l am your courier. Jolly Jimmy Johnson

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All my friends call me Jolly Jimmy.

And you are all my friends.

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Over here is your hostess. that lovely. delightful,

delectable, Wendy Winters.

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And over here is our driver for the trip, that

wonderful driver, we hope...

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Alf! Off you go. Alf.

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Fasten your seat belts please.

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Away. way. way we go.

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Get the popcorn out.

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Right hand arm. There we are. Splendid.

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Anyway, I'll tell you something. You ain't

coming away with me anymore.

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I bought the tickets for this trip.

Yeah, with my money.

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- I bought them. I'm taking you out

- I gave you the money, darling.

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You've done nothing but eye all the fellows on

the coach since we got here.

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Since Uncle Jack died. you've never been the

same.

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Of course I ain't, 'cause I ain't got Uncle Jack,

Have I?

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l gotta get somebody else, haven't I?

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- Do a bit of knitting. lt'd do you good.

- Who for? You?

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- Should I knit for You?

- No, don't knit for me.

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Who is that man?

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Oh. That's Mr. Bloodvessel.

He's quite harmless. He comes on all the trips.

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He thinks he's the courier.

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Last time he thought he was the driver.

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You know when I saw your first film,

I really thought you had something.

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Wasn't it ''Blue Lady''? ''LADY IN BLUE,''

Something like that?

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Excuse me, sir. I'd like to take

a photograph of the young lady.

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Good morning, lads and lasses.

My name is Miss Winters.

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Good morning, Miss Winters, Miss

Winters. Miss Winters.

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If there's anything l can do for you...

you know what to do.

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We at the Magical Mysteries only have

your best interest at heart.

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As the bus leaves the town behind and heads

for the country... Everything begins to change.

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Well. Almost everything.

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Already the magic is beginning to work.

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Jolly good.

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Why?

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Get your bloody hair cut!!!

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Jolly good, Sarge, carry on.

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If you look to your left, ladies and gentlemen,

the view is not very inspiring.

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But if you look to your right...

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Beyond the blue horizon, far above the clouds...

in a land that no one knows...

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Live four or five magicians...

Who spend their days casting wonderful spells.

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Come with me now into that secret place...

Where the eyes of man have never set foot.

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Where's the bus?

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Where's the bus?

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Where's the bus?

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It's coming.

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Where's the bus?

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The bus is ten miles north on the

Jewsbury Road.

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It's only ten miles away.

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Ladies and gentlemen, quickly, look to your left.

Now, there you see the ancient Roman ruins.

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They really have been there an awful longtime.

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They are, in fact, a little difficult to see because

They're almost flattened to the ground.

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Meanwhile, back on the bus, things are

happening.

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lndeed, the magic is so powerful that even Mr.

Bloodvessel emerges from his shell.

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He turns to speak.

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lf l may take the liberty, Mister.

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Be my guest.

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My dear lady, doesn't intuition tell you what l

feel?

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Don't interrupt. You bring out my...

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l... l love you.

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l am the courier.

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Good morning, men... and women.

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Welcome. l am your friendly courier.

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Mr Bloodvessel is myname. Buster Bloodvessel

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l am concerned for you to enjoy yourselves...

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Within the limits of British decency.

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You know what l mean, don't you?

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Well. don't you?

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Yes, Mr. Bloodvessel.

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l've got a present for you.

Do you know what it is?

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Have a guess.

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Well. you're going to get it anyway.

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Do you want to blow it?

No.

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All right, should we give it to George?

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Ladies and gentlemen, may l have your

attention please?

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Our estimated time of arrival for lunche on is

approximately one fifteen.

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Now, shut up!

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Shut up to me! l've had enough of it!

l can't stand it anymore! l'm getting off!

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Don't get hysterical.

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Aunt Jessie's hungry.

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And she's dreaming.

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She's dreaming about food, food,food.

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Beautiful food.

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Food, oh lovely food.

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Lots and lots of spaghetti.

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This time l mean it.

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l can't breathe anymore. lt's too much.

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All this mud... in forty-five minutes?

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l can hardly get my breath.

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lt's intake, Jessie, not output.

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l am. l am! l am already.

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Three times this week already.

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For goodness sake. Jessie. sit down.

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l don't care! This is the way he

would have wanted it.

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Penendello, help me up the stairs.

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Wake up, Jessie. lt's time togo.

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Here we are again! Everybody up quickly!

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Well.well, well. They are a happy crowd.

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Go on. Back on the bus.

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l wonder what the magicians are

cooking up now?

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Talk about your magical mysteries...

l spent half an hour looking for that sugar.

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- ls there one for me?

- There's one over here, Richie.

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Oh. how are you, Bonzo?

Any news ofthe bus?

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Thebus is ten miles north on the

Jewsbury Road.

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And they're having a lovely time.

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- Could you tell me what's next on the agenda?

- A song.

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No, not you. Them! On the bus.

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Join in. What's the matter with you?

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Ladies and gentlemen, when the coach stops...

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Wouldthe gentlemen please follow Mr. Johnson?

The ladies stay with me.

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And that was a Magical Mystery Tour.

I told ya. Goodbye.

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