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Xx Century. Alcohol and Weapons. Associativity.

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  Alcohol and Weapons. Associativity.
  
  Previously I apologize for the bad English and purely Russian sense of humor...
  
  
  Gentlemen. We all military people and consequently weapons and alcohol was not avoided. Given that everything in life is interconnected, offer my thoughts on the conformity of certain alcoholic beverages and certain samples of arms and here is what I got...
  
  
  Well Colt XIX century it naturally Whiskey.
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  Good old Nagant, why it is associated with an old cognac.
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  But Makarov pistol with vodka.
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  Mauser C96 was popular during the Civil war in Russia and especially loved anarchists*, so moonshine unambiguously.  []
  
  Anarchists*. The irregular formation of negation of private property.
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  But the Russian Stechkin automatic pistol only with Cuban rum, respected him Cubans, in the sense of a gun.
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  Beretta 92, with its elegant lines clearly suggests Martini.
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  Well, Briton Webley asks Gina loved officers Queen is the case.
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  Luger P08 (Parabellum), this clearly schnapps.
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  Well, such a monster as Lefaucheux, without hallucinogens do not think, therefore, was absent.
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  Japanese Nambu, naturally under Sake.
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  French FAMAS, immediately as it gives Cider.
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  Submachine gun Beretta M12, good under Grappa.
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  The Ingram MAC-10 is perhaps the ideal Tequila.
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  The Tommy gun evidently satisfy mailbox Chicago whiskey.
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  But the AK-47, only alcohol.
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  As for the PPSh-41 that's frontline ounces.
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  The British STEN, British El. Stronger drinks he is not worthy.
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  Well, Uzi, clearly smells kosher vodka.
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  Under the Denel NTW-20, I want to Amarula Marula Fruit Cream, say sight strengthens.
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  Karabiner 98k, this is clearly a dark German beer
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