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On Blondes

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    ON BLONDES A poem of a Russian author. By this time I`ve failed to find out its source!
  
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  A BLONDE AND INTERCOM
  A blonde is calling an intercom:
  `Who`s there?` she`s being asked.
  -Oi, it is me, Tatyana, don`t you see me, Tom?
  Are you at home? If so, open fast.
  
  The dude`s been merely perplexed,
  As well as by her inquiry bepuzzled:
  `No, shit, I have just flown away
  On business trip to City of Chicago!`
  
  -How long will you`ve been over there?
  Is that Chikaka placed in Poland?
  -I`ll have been spending for a year
  In that remote place near Holland.
  
  `It is so sorry! Missing you I am upset.
  But you can`t help it. Nor can I.
  Well, darling, try be back A.S.A.P.
  I wish you have a pleasant flight!`
  
   You may think I hate blondes? Nope, I`m a blonde myself. My IQ is 26. I assure
  you many funny stories about blondes are truthful, but they do not have anything
  to do with them, they`re exclusively about me! By the way, sometimes I cannot
  understand a punch line of the funny stories! Oh, yeah! People have to explain me.
  It`s funny by itself, and so I never spoil parties. Once pupils of our class (in a
  grammar school) went to peep at ladies` legs from beneath of the partly broken
  boarded platform of the provincial railway station. The trackwalker noticed them
  and knowingly inquired: `I see, you`re waiting for an express! Good luck!` When I
  was told that story from the real life, I could not grasp the meaning, what the `express`,
  why the `express`? All school tried to explain me this, but in vain. A month later I
  understood that the trackwalker had meant an express train! A commuter train, blya!
  
  
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