Аннотация: The funny adventures of the famous characters of books and cinema as well as of Russian folkloric heroes Vasiliy Ivanovich Tchapayev and Chingachgook.
Russian `Indians` at their powwow!
THE ENLIGHTENMENT
Once upon a time Vasiliy Tchapayev and a great American Indian chieftain
Chingachgook couldn`t make up their minds what the real euphoria was. Suddenly
Tchapayev had a brain wave and he said he knew what it was like. Both went to
the nearest pub and ordered ten steins of beer. After the third one
Chingachgook wanted to go and take a leak but Vasiliy stopped him.
- It`s not time yet, Chief, let`s go on. We must reach a state of euphoria as I
promised it.
After the tenth cup they rushed into the WC as if scalded while briskly racing
with one another. After a continuous and prolonged and incessant noisy pee
Chingachgook zipped his jeans and mechanically said
- Great! Euphoria! Vasiliy, that is it.
Tchapayev commented triumphantly in vulgar but still classical Latin:
- Chief, quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be proved). You came to
the right conclusion himself. Congrats!
Gojko Mitić as `Chingachgook`, die Große Schlange - Chingachgook, The Great
Snake (Большой змей). `Chingachgook was a fictional character in four of James
Fenimore Cooper's five Leatherstocking Tales, including The Last of the
Mohicans. Chingachgook was a lone Mohican chief and companion of the series'
hero, Natty Bumppo. In The Deerslayer, Chingachgook married Wah-ta-Wah, the
daughter of Delaware tribe`s chieftain. ... In the series of East German
motion pictures of the 60-70s (so called `Easterns`) his part was being played
by an outstanding Serbian and German actor and sportsman Gojko Mitić
https://youtu.be/44UQ9-1vGeA Chingachgook has been a hero of helluva funny
stories of the Russian urban folklore.
A SEX REVERSAL
Once upon a time Robin Hood (UK), Vasiliy Tchapayev (Russia) and Chingachgook
(US) participated in a shooting match. Chingachgook noticed an eagle high in
the sky and shot it down. Robin Hood saw a sparrow and killed it with an arrow
from his bow. But Tchapayev kept a track of a mosquito landed on a branch of
a tree and discharged his revolver. But the mosquito took off and was away.
After some pause Tchapayeff came to the firm conclusion:
- At the least he`s flown away without his balls. I guess the poor mosquito`s
no longer a male.
Vasiliy Ivanovich Tchapayev, a famous hero of the Civil war in Russia, a Red
Cavalryman, character of the novel `Tchapayev` by Furmanov and the same name
feature film (1934) https://youtu.be/ULsHc3vqYM8. He has been a hero of helluva
funny stories of the Russian urban folklore, sometimes co-acting with
Chingachgook but more often with his orderly Pet`ka and his girlfriend,
machine-gunner Anka
THE WHITE MAN`S BURDEN
Once upon a time Vasiliy Tchapayev, Chingachgook and another Indian were sitting
around bonfire and smoking the peace-pipe. An Indian got up and took a leak in
the bushes. Vasiliy and Chief heard a sound of a punch and saw the Indian
coming back with a black eye. A little bit later the history repeated itself,
now it was a turn of Chingachgook to get up and go to the bushes to be punched
in the face. Then Tchapayev disappeared in the bushes. The Indians heard one
punch, but Vasiliy was not back, then they heard the second punch. Vasiliy came
back with two black eyes! Chingachgook addressed the other Indian with a
great satisfaction:
- It is only palefaces who trigger a backflash as much as twice!
