Аннотация: A high level meeting on the theme of tourism. A prognosis story.
A high level meeting on the theme of tourism. A prognosis story.
Numerous planes arrive at the airport on the Pacific coast. Some of them traveled the distance of ten thousand kilometers.
Cavalcades of black cars rush to the island, connected to the mainland by a bridge of the latest design.
The tourism meeting is taking place on the island, on the campus of the local university.
The campus was built relatively recently. The cost of the campus is 100 billion rubles.
The University has faculties: Russian Language and Literature, South Korean Shipbuilding, American Computer Engineering, British Finance, Chinese Business Secrets, Turkish Construction, Japanese Automotive... There are other faculties, including the Faculty of Tourism.
Foreign tourists come to the campus with curiosity: it is interesting to look at the bridge, at the buildings, and get acquainted with the costs. Local girls are also the interesting topic ...
The tourism meeting begins with a tribute to nine amateur climbers. They succumbed to the jabber and crackle and the lure of cheapness and traveled a notable way to the top of the local volcano.
The rescue officer reports on the features of rescue operations.
A high-ranking specialist from a legal agency explains the legal features of organizing tours to the top of the volcano.
The head of the tourism department silently wipes tears with a beautiful handkerchief on the podium.
The representative of the industrial and trade department insists on the creation of priority tourism development territories (TOT) on the coast of the Baltic, Azov, Black, Caspian Seas, and the Pacific Ocean. 'Projects are being prepared. Financial savings efforts have reduced the cost of each project to 25 billion rubles (for each). Please instruct the Ministry of Finance to accelerate the financing of our work on TOT projects!'
'Is there a representative of the Ministry of Finance here? I ask you to resolve the issue without delay ... "
The head of the economic agency reports on the preparatory work to clear coastal areas from current owners (to accommodate TOTs) - algorithms are being developed to make new records of ownership remotely, using a crypto key.
The head of the local tourism business association invites the participants of meeting in the afternoon to inspect the local hospitality infrastructure.
The head of the university draws the attention of those present to the need for regular routine maintenance of the campus sewer system. He asks for additional funding for these purposes in the amount of 10 billion rubles.
'Is there a representative of the Ministry of Finance here? I ask you to consider the project documents and, if there are grounds, to positively resolve the issue ... "
As participants leave the campus, groups of local environmentalists greet them with posters depicting dolphins, octopuses and other marine life.
A cavalcade of black cars rushes to inspect the local hospitality industry.
In the morning - a beautiful bridge, views of surroundings and of the ocean from the windows of cars, the airport ...
In airplanes - work on documents, preparation of additional proposals for TOTs.
Now everyone should become a bit of a tourist.
Soon, any resident of a large country (along a well-equipped tourist trail) will be able to climb to the top of the volcano and to get a well-deserved tourist cashback.
September 7, 2022 01:08
Translation from Russian into English: September 7, 2022 01:56.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Совещание по вопросам туризма. Прогностический рассказ'.
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