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    A mug with the names of journalists on Kosti-NF. A story.

  A mug with the names of journalists on Kosti-NF. A story.
  
  
  Mr. Wintertund was sitting in his office reading information materials on the Internet when a signal of a mysterious telephone apparatus. It was the same telephone apparatus, the handset of which never used.
  
  Mr. Wintertund shuddered and froze for a second.
  
  Then he woke up, as if from a momentary sleep, and began to type two lists of journalists on the computer.
  
  The first list is those who are receiving cash payments on the Kosti-NF radio station for their creative achievements.
  
  The second list is those who also have a qualitative achievements, but who are receiving not a real money - but, figuratively speaking, sour cream for (on) their lips ... (To do a periodic licking). It were creative activists who were working for years for "personal advertising", for fame, for "glory", for the hope that one day they would be paid a hell of a lot of money.
  
  After a little thought, Mr. Wintertund performed the filtering, screening and compiled a separate final list. Here were 15 surnames.
  
  Then he dialed Mrs. Quicktalker's phone number.
  
  - You know, since the beginning of 2022, a series of events has started ... First, a speed landing of our units, then - again -talking about abductions ... (some woman beat a lot of people ...). Then people came - almost from Calabria - they pulled the inheritance (100 million rubles) from under the bed in a flash ... (It's good that they entered the metro ...). Somehow all this affects people... our cadres began to hesitate...
  
  - We are working, we have almost no individual programs. All - with the participation of one or two speakers ... They control each other ...
  
  - Call the accounting department and the Academy of Artistic Sciences. We need a mug - a beautiful mug with the name of our radio station and with the surnames of our entire journalistic community. Well, maybe not of all, but of the main backbone. And besides the mug - coffee machines are needed, too,- in all the rooms and in all the offices, in all the premises of our radio station. Everyone who enters the territory of our radio station should have a possibility to drink coffee from a stylish mug with the surnames of the most creative journalistic figures. And those who participate in the programs - they must monitor each other - but not only for the content, but also for the fact that everyone would drink from stylish mugs for real, and not just pretend ... Do you understand?!
  
  - That's a great idea!
  
  - Let artists and designers work with collections of illustrations for Mikhail Bulgakov's "The Master and Margarita"... Maybe to place an image of one of the main characters in this novel on the mug? We should give a hint that our radio station has media process masters...
  
  - We'll definitely think about it.
  
  - Mugs must be ordered with a margin - so that there is a reserve for both internal use and for gifts to the side ...
  
  - We will order for ourselves and for the entire Faculty of Journalism (including students, teaching staff and administrative employees) ...
  
  - It's right! I'm sending you a list with surnames to place on a stylish mug. Tell the accounting department that this is my order! A financial means come without restrictions! Enough for the whole company! Good! Take action!
  
  Mr. Wintertund looked with relief at the silent mysterious telephone apparatus.
  
  "There are no trifles in the leadership work at the radio station. You need to think about everything - even coffee mugs. Creative people must always remember from whose hands they eat and drink...".
  
  
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  February 8, 2022 10:15
  
  
  Translation from Russian into English: February 8, 2022 11:34.
  Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Кружка с фамилиями журналистов на Кости-NF. Рассказ".
  
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