Аннотация: A sinister plan on the Kosti-NF. A story.
A sinister plan on the Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund, the second deputy general director of the Kosti-NF radio station, came to work, filled with vague thoughts and vague hopes.
Everything indicated that an era of great prospects was beginning.
Do you want to become a general - even if a civilian one? It's not that hard. You need to exercise regularly, have a happy facial expression and a beautiful figure.
Or do you want to ascend to the bureaucratic heaven? You need to fool the heads to another people with some foreign airport, and then bring the entrusted case to an economic collapse. (You can count on the rank of military general and on a very high position).
So, what plan is right for Mr. Wintertund?
To request an extra room - for regular fitness sessions? This is a long story ... They will begin to consider such issue, to assess the feasibility ...
Maybe arrange some kind of economic collapse on Kosti-NF?
In this version, Mr. Wintertund was hampered by the psychological qualities, the instincts of the old tunrdra dweller - it was not a good manner to shit in own room, - but was a right style, if possible, to go out into a special room or on the street.
Stop!
And if, figuratively speaking, "go out into the street"?
Yesterday Mr. Wintertund had a long conversation with Iron Brain. Iron Brain returned from a large media holding, where he learned confidential information through the colonel (all data are on a piece of microfilm, they are transmitting them in an encrypted state).
A party of vaccinators from a neighboring country is in great alarm. The local president has a draft of decree in his desk to terminate three media companies belonging to this party.
At first, this information did not arouse much interest in Mr. Wintertund. Why ought he care about the party of vaccinators? If necessary, the Kosti-NF radio station will broadcast the latest news, but actually they have their own, separate business.
This information looked completely different in the light of the concept of the era of new opportunities.
Let's say we direct, we send Margot into some hot territory for a big scandal.
In the neighboring country, a big boiling process will begin around the president. He will sign a decree and will close three media companies.
Vaccinists will start running around the courts and complaining. With such steps they will come soon to a simple idea - assets need to be transferred (sold) at any price.
Assets go to Margot. The president of a neighboring country before the upcoming new elections gets a strong media machine against him.
All participants in the plan benefit.
Margot gets assets cheaply (by low price) and pushes forwards of the correct candidate for president.
Vaccinists once again look dull.
Mr. Wintertund will move from the position of second deputy to the position of first deputy.
They can, of course, leave Mr. Wintertund without a promotion. May be, will not give even of a raise. Even written gratitude will not be announced. They won't even say 'thank you' aloud. But, in this case, at least they will kindly think about Mr. Wintertund. Isn't that enough?
Mr. Wintertund came up with an ironic idea - let the vaccinists appeal not with official complaints (to the authorities), but with an exclusive idea (to their patrons). What kind of scam is this? Is it according the rules? And patrons, in response, will take money from some and will give this money to vaccinists, who close to patrons in the spirit, - so that vaccinists survive difficult times and even relocate to another country (to patrons) with their assets and contribute to development of the mode of competition in the media. But this is a childish thought. It needs to be thrown aside.
Mr. Wintertund dropped his pencil on the floor. He bent over to pick pencil up from under the table. Settling himself as close as possible to the mysterious telephone, he whispered the main points of his sinister plan.
Still, it's necessary to be optimistic and to hope for a promotion.
Mr. Wintertund drank a cup of delicious tea and saw the latest news on the Internet.
Events are developing quickly, rapidly!
Indeed, Margot went to the hot territory, made a big scandal there.
Apparently, a process of a big boiling began in the neighboring country.
The decree on the termination of the activities of three media companies has been signed.
The party of vaccinators feels thrown.
As one would expect, they not directed a special idea to their patrons, but they planned to direct official complaints. All the better.
The assets will go to Margot soon!
Mr. Wintertund decided to make an inspection of his native radio station - to see if everything is in order.
At the same time, he will look at the sign on the door of the office of the first deputy director of the radio station. It seems there is enough to replace only the surname, name.
Immediately, during personnel changes, he will secure for himself an additional room for fitness and will put 'own people' in the accounting department!
Mr. Wintertund left the office and went with an inspection.
The first deputy came out of his office. He looked intently at Mr. Wintertund, but before reaching him, he turned sharply to the side, went into some door.
"He feels with skin that a new era has begun!"
Mr. Wintertund went to the door to the first deputy's office. Yes, indeed, the entire plate does not need to be unscrewed, it is enough to replace the name, surname. Okey!
In a good mood, Mr. Wintertund moved on.
It's not that hard to come up with a sinister plan.
It is enough to have both the confidential information received through the colonel, through the Iron Brain, and to have access to a mysterious telephone. Then, after this, everything goes by itself.
And yet - you ought to shit, going outside the boundaries of the own room (or on the street, or in a special room). These are the cultural laws of the tundra.
Mr. Wintertund imagined how he would turn on the electric kettle and would make himself delicious tea in a new office, already in a new position ...
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February 3, 2021 17:04
Translation from Russian into English: February 3, 2021 21:24.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Зловещий план на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.