Аннотация: Information about the Olympiad on Kosti-NF. A story.
Information about the Olympiad on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund walked along the corridors of his native radio station and went into the office of Mrs. Quicktalker.
He settled down in a comfortable armchair, and immediately a cup appeared in his hand with the image of one of the main characters of 'The Master and Margarita' novel. Nearby was placed a list of surnames. The cup was filled with a hot coffee.
Mr. Wintertund looked approvingly at the drawing on the cup and put the cup next to him.
- 'What's new?'
- 'A bad rumors are circulating on the internet...' - Mrs. Quicktalker began.
- 'We got used to this for five ... that is, for fifteen years ... We got used to living in such an environment ...'
- 'There were fakes that the number of listeners, viewers and subscribers is being increased through reconfigured counters and through the use of Internet bots...'
Mr. Wintertund shook his head vaguely.
- 'And all the references to messages proving that we are being watched, listened to, read in all corners of the Earth - these are all inventions of the presenters (our employees), inventions that cannot be verified (or actions of decoy ducks) ...'
- 'Explain the meaning of the phrase "decoy ducks" in the information insert,' - advised Mr. Wintertund.
- "One of the bloggers writes that he listened to the program of one of our "Internet clowns" (this is how the blogger put it), heard nothing but a nonsense and a wallowing in small topics and well-known assessments. And at the beginning of the program, the presenter said that there were messages from New Zealand - there are people who are waiting for this program and are listening it. The blogger asks: why do people in New Zealand need this nonsense? - All these calls and messages are either fiction, or rigged thing to portray a popularity ... We are considering what to oppose to this opinion that is hostile to us ..."
Mr. Wintertund thoughtfully looked at the drawing on a cup of coffee.
Without waiting for an answer, Mrs. Quicktalker moved on to another topic.
- 'There are other negative opinions,' she continued. - 'For example, some active citizens complain that they have not received information about the Olympics. They would like to learn about world sports - about new sports, about new world leaders in sports, about new trends and achievements of world sports. What is being done in the world of sports in general and in the world of Olympic sports in particular. And it all came down to provincial conversations about our team and discussion of individual situations and individual figures. Surely there were a lot of interesting things, but the information was of some pharmacy nature.'
Mr. Wintertund perked up.
- 'So they criticize, express dissatisfaction?'
- 'Yes!'
- 'Is it possible to arrange it beautifully? Short but capacious text, beautiful design? To add pictures, illustrations? To prepare a Message to the Top!'
- 'Do you think it is appropriate action?'
- 'Certainly! The more an audience criticize our radio station and our Internet channels, and a public express contempt for us and (figuratively speaking) they spit on us, - the more financial means the bosses throw at us, and the sooner we will receive state awards.'
- 'Yes, we will quickly compose a Message to the top!' - Mrs. Quicktalker said. - 'And what about trust? Nobody believes us...'
- 'Nobody cares. Bosses live in the world of political theater - they present things in such a way, as if a trust allegedly exist. And criticism, contempt, "spitting" at us proves our loyalty.'
- 'Yes, it would not be bad to receive an order or a medal,' - Mrs. Quicktalker said thoughtfully.
- 'Go ahead. Thanks for the coffee!'
- "Something you almost did not drink ..."
- 'I can smell it - the coffee is excellent. I love making my own coffee. Keep me updated...'
Mr. Wintertund got up from the comfortable chair and went to his office-room.
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February 20, 2022 10:08
Translation from Russian into English: February 20, 2022 11:14.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Информация об Олимпиаде на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.
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