Аннотация: Literature out of wooden spoons on the Kosti-NF. A story.
Literature out of wooden spoons on the Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund , the second deputy general director of the Kosti-NF radio station, looked with interest at the gift delivered to his office by one of the radio station's correspondents. An attractive bottle of pomegranate juice and a little package of raisins.
Kosti-NF radio station broadcasts the latest, the fresh information!
A program about Men', about the work of the Accounts Chamber and about the amounts allocated in the budget for culture has just ended. A lot of money!
Still, the Horde brought a lot of useful things to Rus'. Not only paizas, but the concept itself. Before the Horde, the princes were at enmity with each other. There was some kind of political competition. Mr. Wintertund was not keen on the history of that era, but he assumed that, perhaps, many European countries went through a similar period of active political competition ..
In Rus', the competition between the princes was stopped by the appearance and domination of the Horde ...
So now, a huge cultural Horde has formed.
The ancient Horde actively defended its interests, tried to respond to challenges.
And now - how many interesting things ?!
Belarus!
And the movie after returning ?! Hundred million? One hundred ten million?
These are huge topics!
This is the reason to hurry with the creative process.
In the days of significant events, the voice of Leo Tolstoy was thundering over Russia (others were also not silent) ...
Now Tolstoy is already in the Other World, but there is the Literary Horde, which has ruined the national book market and other creative markets, established a yoke over all publishing houses, magazines, newspapers, and collects annual tribute from the state budget.
Surely the Literary Horde jumped onto their horses, armed themselves with literary lassos, sabers and spears and already made several victorious literary raids ...
Mr. Wintertund called the radio station's cultural columnist Frol Gitis. Let the cultural columnist, reviewer talk about the literary works the Horde produced for own defense at an unpleasant moment for the Horde.
Mr. Wintertund dialed Gitis's phone number several times. Gitis did not answer. This has never happened.
Mr. Wintertund dialed the number of Mr. Monster Cockroach. This rector of the Writing Institute indirectly commands all the major temniks and noyons of the Literary Horde.
Mr. Monster Cockroach answered the phone.
Mr. Wintertund presented the request. The radio station is the intellectual leader of domestic patriotic media. And she intends to give generalizing material to radio listeners about the literary novelties of modern outstanding writers in connection with the events in Belarus and in connection with the return, release of a popular film, etc.
Mr. Monster Cockroach began from afar. He analyzed in detail the question of Sholokhov's authorship in relation to "Quiet Don" and the issue of preparation of the biography of Fyodor Kryukov in the LZhZ series.
'The literary factory is working hard! The next work of the famous literary master will be released soon! " - such a thought flashed through the mind of Mr. Wintertund.
Mr. Wintertund heard a special telephone ringing in Mr. Monster Cockroach's office - first a nightingale trill sounded, and then a pig grunt was heard.
The telephone conversation with Mr. Monster Cockroach ended.
Mr. Wintertund came up with a great idea.
Mr. Wintertund could not get information about literary novelties in connection with the epoch-making events of modern history either from Frol Gitis or Mr. Monster Cockroach.
Mr. Wintertund called Mrs. Quicktalker and instructed her to go to the Central Cemetery, to prepare a radio report. A playing wooden spoons (in the role of musical instruments) and a song from the movie "Officers" are required, are necessary.
Then, immediately - a short report on the bike parade.
Then urgently return to your native radio station and edit, mix the prepared reports (from the cemetery and from the bicycle parade) with dog songs - where dogs bark by different voices under a funny melodies.
Mrs. Quicktalker received the task and began to execute.
Mr. Wintertund decided to walk around and to inspect his native radio station. Everything is fine. Everything is quiet. Everyone is working in a friendly spirit.
Returning to his office, Mr. Wintertund discovered a new publication in Mr. Monster Cockroach's account on one of the social networks.
There was a fresh photograph. Mr. Monster Cockroach was walking down the center, past a building resembling one of the embassies, so that in the background people were visible with two-color flags. If desired, this photo could be considered evidence of Mr. Monster Cockroach's political involvement. But in the absence of desire, this photo could not be perceived in this way. The caption under the photo looked like this: "I am hurrying to the Human Rights Council."
'It's a diplomatic style!' - Mr. Wintertund approved the publication of Mr. Monster Cockroach. - 'The two-color flags are a mild hint of political involvement, but with a focus on foreign issues. And the movement towards a human rights council - this shifts the focus of attention to our problems. The Council will certainly consider various issues - not only the statements of the Secretary of State".
Mrs. Quicktalker called. She works. The material will be on air soon. Everything was going well. So far there is no clarity with the literary novelties of the Cultural Horde about epoch-making events ("well, there are no Sholokhovs with" Quiet Dons" and with Kryukov's diaries ..." "Bulgakovs with the Notes on the cuffs are not observed either" ...)
However, it will be the broadcast, about the cemetery, with wooden spoons and with a song from the film "Officers" (everyone stands up ...). We can do without Gitis, and without Mr. Monster Cockroach, and without the tumens [tumen - "unit of ten thousand"] of cultural observers and experts. When information about literary novelties comes in, then we will broadcast such data. In the meantime, we will use our own content - the report of the Mrs. Quicktalker and the arranged dog barking.
Mr. Wintertund got up and made several movements - for warm-up, for gymnastics .
On the table were a bottle of pomegranate juice and a little packege of raisins. The caution of the old tundra dweller reminded Mr. Wintertund of one of the tundra rules - to prefer the usual, familiar food. Mr. Wintertund looked out into the corridor, stopped the first employee who came across, handed him a bottle and the packege ("Look, can they be useful for a something? Doctors don't recommend for me"), then he returned to the office and turned on the electric kettle.
Soon Gitis will do to me a phone call - we will think, what we will broadcast (apart from the cemetery and the arranged dog barking) about cultural, literary achievements - in connection with epoch-making events.
It's a time now for a cup of good tea!
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February 2, 2021 08:28
Translation from Russian into English: February 2, 2021 21:09.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Литература деревянных ложек на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.