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Sanya Lokhushenko and the awarding in the dairy store. A story

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    Sanya Lokhushenko and the awarding in the dairy store. A story.

  Sanya Lokhushenko and the awarding in the dairy store. A story.
  
  
  Sanya Lokhushenko walks across Minsk and sees that oncoming passers-by are looking at him unkindly.
  
  Sanya became worried.
  
  Need to do something! To improve a personal image.
  
  Ahead on the street is a dairy store.
  
  Sanya is an inquisitive person. He walks into the store and examines the customers.
  
  The customers of the dairy shop are peaceful middle-aged women. They buy milk for children and families.
  
  This suits Sanya.
  
  He has with him a whole bunch of awards, cut from the Encyclopedia of Awards.
  
  Sanya announces:
  
  - Dear citizens! I, Sanya Lokhushenko, will award you with medals and orders. All without cheating. I myself, personally, cut out the awards from the Encyclopedia.
  
  Respectable citizens, visitors to the dairy shop, are a little puzzled.
  
  Sanya is a suspicious person. It would be better not to mess with him, not to have anything to do with him.
  
  But on the other hand - how to get rid of him?
  
  Sanya left the store and waits in front of the entrance for women entering and exiting.
  
  You can't walk past him.
  
  They are waiting at home. With milk. Children, family.
  
  You need to squeeze a smile out of yourself, say "thank you" and get a reward from Sanya. Then - to hurry home.
  
  Sanya is glad to perform. He gives short speeches, optimistic remarks, pats on the shoulder, smiles. With someone he even hugs slightly. He pins his paper awards to women's clothing.
  
  Women receive awards from Sanya and go home faster - to their children and family. In the end, Sanya did nothing wrong to them. Unpleasant type, but it's necessary to be patient. Now is such a time.
  
  Then, Sanya sees that a group of dudes is approaching the dairy store. They go after training.
  
  They need a different approach.
  
  - Dudes! I recently came from the stadium. There, awards were prepared for the heroes of sport. So far - from a paper. But if someone in his own or someone else's yard floods a former special forces soldier, he will exchange a paper award for a metal one!
  
  The dudes look at Sanya with suspicion. You gnarly dude. But he's standing in front of the dairy store. Maybe someone put him here, and he is some kind of boss?
  
  Sanya awarded the dudes, too.
  
  It would be correct to deal with him, to knock him on the kumpol (that is, on the head). But after training they want milk! Firstly, let's go to the store! Later we'll figure it out!
  
  Sanya, meanwhile, completed the awarding process and walked further across Minsk.
  
  If someone looks at him with dislike, then there is nothing to worry about.
  
  Soon the information will spread in Minsk, how they respect Sanya.
  
  He rewarded respectable women - they smiled back at him.
  
  He presented awards to the athletic dudes. They didn't knock him on the kumpol (that is, on the head).
  
  Sanya is a respectable person! Everyone can see it. You need to be enough skilled to present yourself to the public with a right image!
  
  
  [MDCCCLXI. A restless week and a constitutional candy of Sasha Lokhushenko. The story. - November 27, 2020.
  
  MDCCCLXXVIII. Don't give anybody your beloved woman! The story of how Sanya Lokhushenko became a poet and an enviable groom. - December 4, 2020.
  
  MDCCCLXXXIII. Sanya Lokhushenko became a pop storyteller. A story. - December 6, 2020.
  
  MCMVIII. Sanya Lokhushenko and a cheap badge from a kiosk for a technical university. A story. - December 18, 2020.
  
  MCMXXI. Sanya Lokhushenko, a wad of money and the atomic prospects. A story (continued). - December 25, 2020.
  
  MCMXXII. Sanya Lokhushenko and the pitchfork. A story (continued). - December 26, 2020.
  
  MCMXXVIII. Sanya Lokhushenko is dancing a waltz at the New Year's ball. A story (continued). - December 30, 2020.
  
  MCMXXX. Sanya Lokhushenko and mannequins. A story (continued). - January 1, 2021.
  
  MCMXLIII. Sanya Lokhushenko and the Assembly of High-End Dudes and Chicks. A story (continued). - January 9, 2021.
  
  MCMXLV. Sanya Lokhushenko becomes a successful film producer. A story (continued). - January 11, 2021.
  
  MCMLIII. Sanya Lokhushenko and the battle clown. A story (continued). - January 15, 2021.
  
  MCMLVI. Sanya Lokhushenko feels the interest in playing chess. The story (continued). - January 18, 2021.
  
  MCMLXXVII. Sanya Lokhushenko - is a seller of rotten fish. A story. - January 29, 2021.].
  
  
  March 5, 2021 22:50
  
  
  Translation from Russian into English: March 5, 2021 23:43.
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