Аннотация: The artificial intelligence in the information holding. A story.
The artificial intelligence in the information holding. A story.
The chief editor of a large media holding looked around the members of the secret editorial council.
- I am sure you have not forgotten how the name of our holding is deciphered!
The members of the secret editorial board gazed with pleasure at the sandwiches and small cups with coffee on the table in front of them.
- In a sense, the anniversary is approaching! Remember the grace that is encrypted into our name.
The members of the secret editorial board ate sandwiches in concentration.
- We need to publish good journalistic material in honor of this conditional 40th anniversary! Grace has not come! But we remember everything!
- We are not Karamzins! - the elder of the privy editorial council said.
The meeting looked at the elder with respect and drank coffee from small cups.
- Our publication to 40th anniversary will be based on the principles of Pushkin's fairy tales and Krylov's fables! It will be metaphorical work! - the chief editor explained.
The elder nodded approvingly. Those present looked at the elder with respect, finishing their coffee and sandwiches.
- We have prepared a draft material on artificial intelligence! - the head of the scientific department of the media holding said to the attendees. - Something incomprehensible. But it is very pleasant, very progressive, attractive, which will be created mostly in the indefinite future and will give a good effect in the distant future! From each according to his ability! To each according to his needs! The current generation of Russial people will live in epoch of artificial intelligence!
The chief editor looked at the head of the scientific department with pleasure.
- And, besides, it's a very monetary matter and practically inaccessible for the auditors of the Accounting Chamber, - the elder of the secret editorial council added. - It's too early for us to leave the stage.
"He knows!" - this was the general opinion of those present who completed the testing of sandwiches and coffee.
- So it's decided! We celebrate this conditional anniversary with the publication of material on artificial intelligence! Our meeting is over!
The duty editor of the garbage reform department collected, placed the saucers and cups in a plastic box and carefully wiped the table surface.
Members of the secret editorial board left the chief editor's office in a secret elevator.
The chief editor looked at the media production accumulated during the day.
In his hands were three items - all sealed in cellophane - the operator's manual out of the anti-aircraft complex, a nut, a certificate of authenticity (the certificate confirmed the authenticity of the manual and of the nut).
"To call the Colonel?" 'It will come in handy for him ...' 'In return he will give me, as a gift, a book about the history of Nagorno-Karabakh. One major military leader wrote a book ... ".
The chief editor thought for a few seconds and put all three items in the safe.
"I will see the Colonel on Monday ..."
The chief editor walked out of the office. "You ought to know your history!"
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December 4, 2020 20:34
Translation from Russian into English: December 5, 2020 15:30.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Искусственный интеллект в информационном холдинге. Рассказ'.