Аннотация: The Express Sketch about the difficult film with a noisy reputation
The Express Sketch about the difficult film with a noisy reputation
The famous film director to Joseph Vissarionovich comes:
- Joseph Vissarionovich, I prepared the film. The black comedy.
- At us according to the Constitution all freedoms are set. For example, only one candidate can stand on a direct, equal, general election with a secret ballot. But you considered what now a time? "Not a step backwards!". Comrade Govorov organized artillery duels. So, you must to wait.
The director understood a situation and left the office-room. Stalin wrote down something on a sheet of paper .
The director waits. Salutes... There took place the Parade. Year passed, another ...
Suddenly at the director the phone is ringing. Stalin's assistant calls:
- The problem was solved by itself. You can not worry.
- And how to be with the film?
- It is not a question of comrade Stalin. This question was removed from control of the Stavka.
The director in confusion. What to do?
His memory digests the phone call: "... The Stavka ... The Stavka ..."
"I will dial, just in case, some the phone number!..."
He dials the number:
- I listen! - the director in the receiver hears. And except the voice other sounds are heard. It seems, some film is in a watching. As if, a somebody speaks about Mathilda Kschessinskaya ...
- I would like to coordinate an issue of display of the black comedy about the starving second capital of the state, - the director says.
- According to the Imperial Manifesto for the population was granted the firm bases of civil liberty on the principles of the inviolability of a personality, a freedom of worship, a word, meetings and the unions, - the interlocutor reports. Then the interlocutor of the director disconnected the phone link.
The director looked at a calendar, then sighed, and make the decision: "I will go to a cinema. I will watch a historical film". "For example, the film about Mathilda Kschessinskaya". "Very respected people, many deputies showed their interest in this film". "It is necessary to be in a trend".
October 16, 2018 11:18
Translation from Russian into English: 16 October 2018 13:03.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Экспресс-скетч о трудном фильме с шумной репутацией'.