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    The list of candidates for the weighty Internet award on Kosti-NF. Internet sketch.

  The list of candidates for the weighty Internet award on Kosti-NF. Internet sketch.
  
  
  For several days, Mr. Wintertund was in a bad mood.
  
  When the most active employee was showing himself on the Internet, it seemed that everything from him, from this figure, was like a water rolling from a goose.
  
  But it turned out that everything is not so at all... The picture of the world started to be shaken...
  
  However, it is necessary - under any circumstances - to prove the influence of the Kosti-NF radio station.
  
  A convenient reason is a new influential Internet award. Forty-four million have been allocated! Of Russian rubles.
  
  Why this premium was established? Because unpleasant videos are posted on foreign video hosting sites and more than a hundred million people watch them.
  
  We need to respond with something...
  
  It would be primitive to award only films with a new award... We need to reach as many sectors as possible on the Internet.
  
  Mr. Wintertund dialed the number of Mrs. Quicktalker:
  
  - Do you have an interview with someone influential in the next few hours?
  
  ...
  
  - Promote our proposal in the nearest interview. I mean the list of nominees for the new influential Internet award. We have a huge number of "friends", and in our staff there are "historians", "political scientists"," cultural scientists " ... Our radio station, ahead of all, should nominate candidates for discussion and evaluation.
  
  ...
  
  - Do you agree? Then listen. The first candidate is a thick magazine for youth. There are family owners associated with the people's representation. It is gradually becoming inconvenient for them to receive money from the budget for this magazine. We need to support them. They have a website on the Internet, therefore they are eligible for the award.
  
  I go further.
  
  Our colleagues. Media Corporation. The newspaper, the radio station, an expeditions to the Dyatlov Pass. Lots of sites on the Internet... They had trouble with a country that is of great importance to us. They had a regional editorial office there. This editorial office was banned to distribute the newspaper in that country. Media corporations compensated for the losses a little - by ordering issues about fraternal relations, but it is not known whether the losses were fully compensated. Moreover, they are now somehow imperceptibly criticizing the authorities who slammed their local newspaper. A separate reward for loyalty is required.
  
  The third candidate.
  
  The guy with the book about the war - the war of 1812,or of 1853-1856. It seems that he began to "push" Kutuzov. He did the illumination from all sides...
  
  So I recently heard that this tradition has been continued. Very interesting! Some history experts say that Platov and Kutuzov had a strained relationship. Therefore, when some people arrive in Rostov at the airport named after Platov, they are surprised - why is the tension in the relations between Platov and Kutuzov not sufficiently is presented?
  
  You can see, the guy turned out to be what a visionary person, now specialists are following his path... they have already reached Rostov.
  
  If you dig deeper, you can find out that Novocherkassk and Starocherkassk are one thing, and Rostov-on-Don is quite another.
  
  They gave interesting information on the central radio. I didn't catch some of the words. They say that they have an accent.
  
  But I digress off theme...
  
  The talented guy who showed the expert on Napoleonic studies and his actual wife their place. Their place - not in the French archives... In general, a talented guy ... deserves to receive a new Internet award!
  
  Quickly promote these ideas to the public space!
  
  Our radio station should show the own intellectual potential and the own influence. We are here like several research institutes plus the Institute of Central Africa and Equatorial Asia.
  
  ...
  
  - Will you give the information in the next interview? In fifteen minutes? It's very well! Go ahead!!
  
  Mr. Wintertund tuned the radio receiver to the wave of his native radio station and began to walk impatiently around the office, waiting for the announcement of the list of candidates for a new influential Internet award.
  
  
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  September 27, 2021 16: 50
  
  
  Translation from Russian into English: September 27, 2021 17:58.
  Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Список кандидатов на влиятельную интернет-премию на Кости-NF. Интернет-скетч'.
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