Аннотация: MMMCDXXXIII. The Literary Lizard on Kosti-NF. A story. - January 20, 2024.
The Literary Lizard on Kosti-NF. A story.
The next morning, Mrs. Quicktalker made a phone call to Mr. Wintertund:
- How are you feeling yourself? Have you caught a cold?
- All okay. How are things going?
- Our radio listeners are spitting on the coluns [colun - an axe of a special type for splitting logs].
Mr. Wintertund thought for a minute:
- We are all temporary. So Marcus Aurelius wrote. However, not all of his works have been preserved up to our time.
- So what should we do? Who should I invite to the broadcast?
- There are guys who are better (more nimble) than coluns.
- Yes, that's a good idea. And who exactly do you mean?
- And here, for example, a krutila (twister). Until 1991, he wrote about the Komsomol and the Soviet Army. He even published in the "Youth" ['Yunost'] magazine. As a result, he acquired elements of a literary reputation. In the holy 90s, he was spinning as best he could. And in the 2000s he was able to get his bearings. He found a possibilities. Creative markets (including the national book market) were almost destroyed. The source of royalties remained - from theatrical productions. Whose works the theater puts on, such person is entitled to payments. So this literary activist joined the cultural minstrel and let's create in the field of works for the theater.
- Does he have any literary plans? One of the mandatory questions in our radio broadcasts is about literary plans.
- He will tell you something about how to write literary works.
- Perhaps he will advise listeners how they can learn to write poetry?
- And what prevents him from preparing instructions on how to write plays for cultural minstrels? These minstrels also want to look like decent cultural figures and to earn a legal income.
- Yes, many people will be interested in such literary plans.
- In addition, he grew a gorgeous beard and made (trough a good regular meals) for himself a huge ryakha [ryakha is a thick, voluminous face of large size]. Now we often show participants of radio broadcasts on the Internet, we conduct a video broadcast. So he is very profitable. It is necessary to mention the "Yunost" magazine, to show a beard and a huge smooth ryakha, and the whole public will understand how well writers live in our time. No one is being baiting, no one's property (real estate) is being taken away. In a sense, the higher powers have opened a kind of "paradise" for the modern literary landing.
- Oh! Thank you for the excellent concept of our next program about modern literature! I'm going to work!
- Go ahead!
January 20, 2024 16:20
Translation from Russian into English: January 20, 2024 18:23
Владимир Владимирович Залесский ' Литературная ящерица на Кости-NF. Рассказ '.
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MMMCDXXXIII. The Literary Lizard on Kosti-NF. A story. - January 20, 2024.
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