Аннотация: The Sketch how Vanya Zhukov took a lesson of friendly relations with the countries of America
The Sketch how Vanya Zhukov took a lesson of friendly relations with the countries of America
Vanya Zhukov received a loan in a Bank in the amount of $ 100 and went to a travel Agency to order an inexpensive travel around the world.
Suddenly, a huge advertisement told him:"A specialist in international relations gives a lesson of friendly relations with the countries of America."
Vanya reacted to this announcement with skepticism.
The subject is interesting. He has long wanted to learn more about friendship with the countries of North America and South America.
But Vanya was listening to the radio. And radio doggies told constantly that America is something wrong... There are, of course, countries that deserve interest. But there aren't that many... One, two, and miscalculated...
Listen to all this again? And pay twenty dollars for such ideas? (The advertisement said that the cost of the "friendship lesson" was $ 20.)
However, the advertising attracted attention with lighting effects, and Vanya read the address where "the lesson of friendship" is planned to be held - it was the address of the office of the famous diplomat.
It changed a situation completely. All meetings with the great diplomat left Vanya with great memories. "He is a competent man!" - Vanya with confidence thought.
Vanya looked at the watch. Prior to the beginning of a lesson there were 10 minutes. There is time to reach office and to pay 20 dollars.
The expected cost of a round-the-world trip, using the services of a travel company, Vanya hoped, was $ 100. "What, I will not find 20 dollars? $ 20 doesn't make the weather!"
Vanya arrived at the office of the great diplomat.
He was met by the person in the conjurer's suit (that is in a mysterious black long raincoat). The person carelessly put 20 dollars, transferred by Vanya, in a pocket of a raincoat.
In the office sat a few guys, like Vanya, and several people with red symbols.
Behind all pupils sat an attractive woman with a badge, which was depicted one of the deputies of the State Duma. ("She prepares for a political career after last elections in the city of Ust-Skorlupinsk", - Vanya assumed).
The organizer of the "lesson of friendship" was similar to the great diplomat.
But with confidence it was impossible to recognize the famous person. The first, he was in a long mysterious black raincoat. Secondly, on a face there were huge sunglasses. Thirdly, on the head the wig with the long dark hair falling on the face was located.
The conjurer became before pupils. The small table stood nearby. On a table the headdress was located.
"A noblemen during Nicholas I's era owned such headdresses", - Vanya thought.
The conjurer waved a small wand - like a diriger (conductor).
Everyone shut up.
There was a noise from the street in the silence.
Suddenly the person in a long raincoat took out a soft children's toy from a headdress. Something like a pink hare. The mysterious person carelessly threw a toy near himself - on a floor.
Another wave of the wand...
With one hand the man in the raincoat was waving the wand, and with the other hand he was taking a soft toy from a headdress and casually was throwing it on the floor.
It looked unusual. How can a small headdress fit so many toys? Next to the organizer of the "lesson of friendship" formed a small mountain of soft toys of different types.
At some point, Vanya was disconnected off reality ... He fell asleep...
Vanya woke up in some weeds. He got up.
He wasn't wearing any clothes but his underwear. Eighty dollars disappeared with the clothes.
High-rise buildings could be seen in the distance. The road led to them. Cars were moving along the road. Apparently, Vanya was somewhere outside the city or on the outskirts of the city.
Vanya decided to go out on the road, then on the road to go by foot to the city.
Near the road stood a shop. Vanya approached him. The sound of the radio was heard from the open window.
Vanya listened. It turns out that the case of fraud in the office of a famous diplomat has already been taken under control. Before the fraud the great diplomat went on a business trip. But before leaving, he told law enforcement that he became aware of the impending fraud. The diplomat sent an e - mail with a message...
But according to the requirements of the recently changed legislation, works were carried out to change the Internet infrastructure. The e - mail did not reach the addressee.
However the body of Internet supervision confirmed officially both the fact of departure of the letter by the diplomat, and the fact of the failure in a system which interfered with delivery of the letter to the address.
The diplomat himself at the time of fraud was abroad - on a business trip.
"What a clever man!"- Vanya admired. - "He knew everything beforehand. He warned in a timely manner. Not his wine that its message did not reach the addressee. He - is obviously not involved in fraud." "He will be able to bring benefit further! It is good to listen to his lecture about global diplomacy...".
Standing next to the roadside shop in his underwear, Vanya tried to decide whether to go by foot to the city or to seek help from someone from the store staff ...
"Sometimes a round-the-world travel begins unexpectedly." - Vanya understood. - "Interest rates on a travel loans are falling." "I will travel around the world!" "I will understand this question - "Friendship with the countries of North America and South America"!".
March 26, 2019 18:43
Translation from Russian into English: March 26, 2019 19:53.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Скетч, как Ваня Жуков получил урок дружбы со странами Америки".