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The Story of how Ilf and Petrov wrote "The Twelve Chairs"

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    The Story of how Ilf and Petrov wrote "The Twelve Chairs"

  The Story of how Ilf and Petrov wrote "The Twelve Chairs"
  
  
  Ilf and Petrov arrived at the port after a foreign business trip. "Why not see the city?"
  
  Announcement: "SIMULTANEOUS CHESS GAME on 160 boards".
  
  "This is curious!""Why not take a look?"
  
  The surprised shouts sounded in "Kartonazhnik" club. The conflict was about to happen.
  
  The crowd crowded around the players.
  
  - What are you fooling me...? If you give up, say me!
  
  - Excuse me, comrades, I have all the moves recorded!
  
  - Office writes.
  
  - This is outrageous!
  
  - Give up, give up, what kind of cat-and-mouse like that!
  
  Ilf and Petrov took out their notebooks and wrote: "it was a moonlit evening."
  
  - Hold the grand master! - from above was sliding. Persecutors ran, knocking on a wooden ladder as the falling bowling spheres.
  
  - Here still hat! To me slightly the head was torn off, and I anything: it is vigorous and cheerful. And if to take fifty more rubles of net profit into account, then for one rumble on your head - the fee quite decent.
  
  - Dudes! Why don't you beat your grand master? Did you, if I am not mistaken, want to beat me?
  
  Ilf and Petrov added to their notebooks: "- You understand, ...an individuals, that I could drown you one by one, but I give you life. Live, citizens!"...
  
  
  November 7, 2018 21:15
  
  
  Translation from Russian into English: November 7, 2018 21:44.
  Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Рассказ о том, как Ильф и Петров писали "Двенадцать стульев"".
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